Duh!
"My Brain Hurts" -- Mr. Gumby


In March, 1997 in Memphis, Tenn., Brandon B. Hughes, 18, in court to challenge traffic violations that would probably have earned him only a fine, was arrested on far more serious charges when he raised his hand on the witness stand to take his oath, and a packet containing a gram of cocaine fell out of his pocket.

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (9-23) - After breaking into and ransacking a home, a burglar took off his shoes, climbed into bed and fell asleep. Vernon Poochigian, 18, arrived home and found the burglar, Jeffrey Abbott, who only moaned when Poochigian tried to wake him. He called the police, who woke the snoring man and arrested him. Abbott had loaded two shotguns and placed them on two 1960's muscled cars which he tried to start by forcing a screwdriver in the ignition. Abbot was charged with one count of burglary and two counts of attempted auto theft. What was the worst part? According to Poochigian's father it was that Abbott had walked on the roof of his 1967 Ford Cobra.

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