What Girls Say | 
...What They Mean | 
| Can't we just be friends? | There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. | 
| I just need some space. | ...without you in it. | 
| Do I look fat in this dress? | We haven't had a fight in a while. | 
| I just do not want a boyfriend right now. | I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend. | 
| I don't know; what do you want me to do? | I can't believe that you have nothing planned. | 
| Come here. | My puppy does this too! | 
| I like you but... | I don't like you. | 
| You never listen. | You never listen. | 
| We're moving too fast. | I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend. | 
| I'll be ready in a minute. | I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. | 
| Oh, no, I will pay for myself. | I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. | 
| Oh Yes! Right there. | Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. | 
| I'm just going out with the girls. | We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. | 
| There's no one else. | I am doing your brother. | 
| Size doesn't count. | ...unless I want an orgasm. | 
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