If you would like an annoucement of some kind posted on this page, please contact AnnieW,
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She will be happy to help you out. (no IronHors, you can't advertise
for girls in here :) Channel Motto: "We aren't biased. We'll insult, tease, and harass anyone!!!" We'd like to welcome ^KittyCat, Lazer, Leslie, lizb, and toots^ to official Channel Operator Status. Welcome aboard to all of you. It's great to have you up here!! Our wonderful KorBelle has been graciously volunteering her time at a local military base. At least we think so. She's been hollering something about *Small Soldiers* so we can only assume from that..... LilRedHed has been elected the Channel Sexytary. She's taking NOTES. Do not assume you can take advantage of her. She's a tiny redhead that packs a powerful punch to those that can't behave! Babi is on vacation but we're not sure exactly where she is. She got on the plane, mistakenly turned left instead of right, and ended up in the pilot's lap. We figure if she can't tell her left from her right, she probably landed somewhere south of the Equator, and north of the Antarctic. We just hope she isn't trying to teach some lost native tribe, mathematics. ABS left his *lens cap* in the channel the other night. He is desperate for its return, as his *lens* is getting dusty and Bette4 has been complaining about the dust making her sneeze. After suffering a major crash, Annie would like to have her wavs returned to her. We've calculated that if 150 people contribute 30,000 wavs apiece that should just about bring her back to her to where she was before the crash. She seems to also have misplaced a pair of rabbits. Anybody seeing these rabbits is advised to *hose them down* and call Annie immediately. No attempt should be made to capture them. They can be quite fierce at times like this. Attention!!! Someone has been pouring beer into the potted plant in the corner of the channel. Please do NOT do this. The plant likes it and is growing to monsterous proportions. Vlad_P attempted to prune it the other day and it took a swing at him, puncturing Vlad's favorite blow up toy. There is a theory that a million monkeys, each given a keyboard and enough time would eventually recreate all the great literature works ever written. #Married_n_Chattin2 has proven this theory wrong. Thought for the Day: Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, You're not pressing hard enough on the pillow. Well, the Florida Meet was a blast..thanks all for coming and making it a great weekend!!!!!! OK guys!! The Men's Room is clean. Let's keep it that way. Austin7 has become a new daddy. Well, not a NEW
daddy cuz he already was one, but he and and his lovely wife welcomed a brand new baby into their lives a
couple of weeks ago. Congrats Austin!!!!! .... and since you won't be getting much sleep for the next few
weeks, come chat with us... LOLOLOL Ohenry has a BEAUTIFUL new
granddaughter and I am not suprised that she is beautiful because he is
such a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Annie) Pete gave us quite a
scare the other day, but he's alive and healing nicely. He went for his
first horseback ride. His very first time on a horse. He fearlessly got
up on that thing, and it took off, bucking up and down like wild stallion.
He held on tight though. You all know how strong and fearless he is. It
finally threw him, but he managed to hold onto the saddle. Then his foot
got caught in the stirrup, and his head was getting bounced up and down
into the ground. I'm sure he probably thought he was a *goner* at that
point. Then a miracle occured that saved our adorable Pete and brought
him back to us. The Walmart manager ran over and pulled the plug. WHEW!
There's still a few of
you out there that haven't sent your pics and wavs and thoughts to us,
yet. awwwwwww...don't be bashful. Send those pics to us and we'll make
sure DarqFire doesn't draw big, hairy, moustaches on the ladies, and little
pink bows on the fellas this time. :) Would the person(s) who
*borrowed* OhDonna's spiked high heels and replaced them with *flats* please
return them immediately. She's on channel hostess duty next week and needs
to be able to reach the bar. Annie would like to know
the name of the fella who wrote her name on the men's room wall. Not because
he wrote on the wall, but she thought his suggestion sounded kind of interesting.
