From Stupidest Top Ten Lists.

10. Hi!

9. Hola!

8. Hey, Wassup!

7. You have reached the residence of _________, but no one is here right now, so please leave.......

6. Thank you, please pull around.

5. Do-do-do. I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.

4. Burp!

3. Talk to I!

2. 911 Emergency

1. Pizza Hut Japan, may I take your order?

10. Soy and cheese sandwiches.

9. Portable tupperware.

8. Cowtipping.

7. Discount textiles.

6. Chocolate covered ants.

5. Squeegees.

4. Sea monkeys.

3. Dehydrated water bottles.

2. Rush Limbaugh.

1. AOL.

10. I was "distracted".

9. I fainted.

8. I forgot to put the cordless phone down!

7. The toilet moved!

6. I was trying to eat a taco!

5. I only have one hand!

4. I thought I was done!

3. I didn't miss, it's just your imagination!

2. I'm partially blind in my left eye.

1. I couldn't breathe, because SOMEONE stunk the bathroom up before me!