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10. Mulder will start a barroom brawl at his bachelor party by arguing the existence of extraterrestrial life with a drunk biker and Skinner will end up back in the hospital...
9. They would get into a big fight over whether to decorate the new place with O'Keefe prints or alien autopsy photos...
8. Mulder would never be sure he's marrying the REAL Dana Scully....
7. They would have to find a sitter for those late night meetings with Mr. X...
6. The redheaded FBI tech would be so depressed he'd forget to turn off his bunsen burner and burn down the crime lab...
5. They would have a heck of a time explaining the family tree to the kids..."Well, Grandpa Mulder and Aunt Melissa were iced in a government conspiracy,...and Aunt Samantha was kidnapped by aliens..."
4. All that classified testing they would need to get done to see if their kids were alien/human hybrids...
3. The kids would always wonder why Mom won't let them rent Bambi...
2. Mulder would finally get his hands on a photo that conclusively proved the government's UFO coverup, only to come home and find Orwell using it as a chew toy...
1. M&S would quickly tire of spending so much time together, get a long, messy divorce, and the show would become the Ex-Files!