Classifieds

1. For sale, one custom-designed squirrel-sized furniture set, hand-crafted of mud and dog hair. 574 peanuts.

2. Book set: War and Peanuts, To Kill a Mocking Squirrel (ouch!), Of Squirrels and Men, I Know Why the Caged Squirrel Chatters, and more--45 peanuts.

3. Model Tree set, 15 peanuts.

4. Actual tree, 5 brm, 1 1/2 bath, pantry, dining room, 5-car garage, 17,725 peanuts.

5. Good-for-nothing rodent husband for sale. Does nothing. His name is Johnny. Free to good home.

6. 1992 Acorna Traveler, genuine polished oak exterior, new tires, brakes, 110,765 miles, 1,024 peanuts.

7. Coffee table. Mild peanut butter and jelly stain. Whatta deal! Act now! Call 837-9283 to make an offer.

8. Garage Sale, 2496 Oakdale Lane. Furniture, baby clothes, rollerblades, sewing machine. Stuff that's great for family-oriented critters! 637-2383.

9. Painting by Leonardo Damunchi. Still life. Valued at 6,000 peanuts, but asking for best offer. 999-9991.

10. Wide selection of firearms, cheap! Call 787-9111. Ask for Stanley.