9. Hold on to your hats...our accounting dept. is dreaming up
exciting new attractions!
8. We're not budgetedfor happiness anymore.
7. This shuttle is full!
6. Welcome to the "Inn Between Profit Center" will that be cash
or charge?
5. Here's your 5 year pin, now get the hell out of here.
4. I'm sorry Space Mountain is closed, but there are plenty of other stores
here at Disneyland.
3. The New Tomorrowland. (I do not agree with this one!)
2. Thank you for calling the Fast Action
Response Team. You can be assured that help is on
its way!...And will arrive in the next fiscal year.
1. If 10 bucks per hour is so great, why does Disney pay Eisner $22,000 per hour?
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