"Can You pass me the salt?"
[Boschiman at the Dinner Table]
"It's raining AGAIN ? You can not be serious !"
[Boschiman in Britain]
"Life is sweet!"
[Boschiman on life]
"I am one of the good guys!"
[Boschiman on Boschiman]
"The days are hot and the nights are cool!"
[Boschiman in the desert]
"Life is a big bluff!"
[Boschiman on life]
"Give me sunshine, give me blue skies and the sea!"
[Boschiman in Britain]
"An ostrich may be faster, but at least the rabbit hops!"
[Boschiman on Motion]
"I really need to sleep now!"
[Boschiman in Bed]
"Work to live, don't live to work!"
[Boschiman on work]
"I like money!"
[Boschiman on money]
"It's great fun!"
[Boschiman on life]
"Have you seen my socks?"[Boschiman getting dressed]
"There are too many "me's" and too few "You's" in this world!"[Boschiman on the state of the world]
"Believe me, I know what i am doing..."[Boschiman over-confident]
"Do you want to go for a coffee?"[Boschiman at work]
"Happy New Year!!!!!!"[Boschiman on New Year's Eve]
"Sorry for being late..."[Boschiman at most appointments]
"I love You !"[Boschiman on Valentine's Day]
"It's your serve!"[Boschiman playing Squash]
"One Guinness, please!"[Boschiman on St Patrick's day]
"It feels a little tight."[Boschiman in a shoe shop]
"At last!" [Boschiman on the submission of his PhD]
"Uhh, Baby!" [Boschiman looking in the mirror]
"I wish I could stay!" [Boschiman on leaving Birmingham]
"Ick bin ein Berliner!" [Boschiman on moving to Berlin]
"It's good to be back!" [Boschiman visiting Birmingham]
"It's so hot!" [Boschiman in his flat]
"52 degrees north!" [Boschiman recalling the name of a recently opened restaurant]
"I am going to Barbados!"[Boschiman lying about his holiday
destination]
"Thirty and Rolling!"[Boschiman on his birthday]
"Fish is just meat that floats!"[Boschiman on fish]
"Itīs actually a robot..."[Boschiman on robots]
"Happy New Year!"[Boschiman on the dawn of the new Millenium]
"I have superseeded vanity!"[Boschiman on his latest looks]
"Do you want to marry me?"[Boschiman proposing]
"I canīt remember any of the lectures I have attened!"[Boschiman on University life]
"Death defines life!"[Boschiman on death]
"Time flies!"[Boschiman on time]
"Funny how blue looks when you have stared at red for a while!"[Boschiman on colours]
"We donīt grow older, just wiser!"[Boschiman on age]
"They will soon be over."[Boschiman on exams]
"Itīs a walk in the park!"[Boschiman on exams]
"Sono in Roma!"[Boschiman in Rome]
"Boschiman in Colosseo stat!"[Boschiman in the Colosseum]
"Don't cry for me Roma!"[Boschiman leaving Rome]
"Getting run over by a car is considered to be a natural cause of death in this city!"[Boschiman on Rome]
"Doing your best is a matter of perspective!"[Boschiman on the definition of good]
"I've done it: the hatrick complete and I've got every reason to celebrate, what a great goal!"[Boschiman on finishing his education (two major exams and a PhD)]
"Guess it's Dr. Boschiman from now on!"[Boschiman on completing his PhD]
"If you only focus on research you loose touch of reality!"[Boschiman in an interview for a research position]
"To me I am just a mirror image!"[Boschiman on Boschiman]
"I see the world in pixels!"[Boschiman after working on the computer for too long]
"We had a nice chat!"[Boschiman having had his First interview]
"Guess what, it's just another rejection!"[Boschiman job hunting]
"A slice of white Toast is the vegetarian's beef steak!"[Boschiman on vegetarianism]
"I am the Willy Loman of the Water Industry!"[Boschiman on his first business trip]
"It is kind of like working in a bar, just on a grander scale!"[Boschiman on working in the Water industry]
"Is this the loneliness of the long distance runner?"[Boschiman on the London Marathon]
"It is just like being in a steam room!"[Boschiman stripping wallpaper with a steamer]
"The dead-end stations of this world are fast becoming the glue of our inter-fraternal relationship!"[Boschiman on meeting his brother at dead-end stations]
"I love route No 7!"[Boschiman diclosing his current favourite bus line in London]
"Salut Pierre, Ca va?"[Boschiman in Paris]
"I love route No 71!"[Boschiman diclosing his favourite bus line in Rome]
"Has the cook gone shopping yet?"[Boschiman inquiring about the possibilities of a menu change]
"I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"[Boschiman leaving into his Christmas break]
"I will drink a glas of crisp tab water!"[Boschiman celebrating his first professional anniversary]
"I love the chill of the Siberian cold in the morning"[Boschiman on a visit to Berlin in winter]
"It's damn difficult to stay a nice guy with some of these people around!"[Boschiman in a dire mood]
"I have been kissed by Fortuna herself!"[Boschiman winning yet another lucky draw]
"Time flies!"[Boschiman on not having updated the website for a while...]
"I always enjoy an interesting conversation!"[Boschiman on talking to himself]
"It was good while it lasted!"[Boschiman on his career change]
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