EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY




         Day number 180

 8:00  am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

 9:30  am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

 9:40  am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30  am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30  am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00  pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

 1:00  pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

 4:00  pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

 5:00  pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

 5:30  pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!


         Day number 181

 8:00  am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

 9:30  am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

 9:40  am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30  am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30  am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00  pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

 1:00  pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!

 1:30  pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

 4:00  pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!

 5:00  pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

 5:30  pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!



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