Two Mice




Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food.  Suddenly one
hears the other chewing. "What did you find?" he asks.

"I'm not sure," comes the answer from the second mouse.  "It looks like a piece of
film celluloid from an old movie.  Let me see...
Ah, yes. It's from 'Gone With the Wind.' "

"And how is it?" asks the first mouse.

"Not so great," replies the second mouse.  "The book was better."