"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
    -- Gene Hill

"In dog years I'm dead"
    -- Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."
    -- Penny Ward Moser

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
    -- Franklin P. Jones

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half
a cow. They  must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
    -- Anne Tyler

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
    -- Andy Rooney

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
    -- Unknown

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
    -- James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
    -- Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him."
    -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."
    -- Ben Williams

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
    -- Andrew A. Rooney

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in."
    -- Mark Twain

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better
for it."
    -- Abraham Lincoln

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went."
    -- Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
    -- Mark Twain

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
    -- Rita Rudner