On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse winced for the chicken
to go and get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the
farm.

Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail,
for he had gone to town with the only tractor.  Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Z3-series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
             
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.  After tying the other end
to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented - best buddies,
best pals.  A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.  Looking underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his penis"
and he would then lift him out of the pit.  The chicken got a good
grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
   
The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse,
you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.........