BEAR WARNING




The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this
summer.  They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and
carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be
able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.

Black Bear dung is rather small and round.  Sometimes you can see fruit seeds
and/or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!



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