Why Dogs Can't Use Computers




-He's distracted by cats chasing his mouuse.

-SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and  PASTE are out of the question.

-Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to woork.

-Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

-Involuntary tail wagging is a dead givee-away that he's browsing
 www.purina.com instead of working.

-The fire hydrant icon is simply too fruustrating.

-He can't help attacking the screen whenn he hears "You've Got Mail".

-It's too messy to "mark" every Web sitee he visits.

-The FETCH command isn't available on alll platforms.

-He can't stick his head out of Windows  98.