Bill's 12 Days Of Xmas




On the first day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    An old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the second day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the third day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the fourth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the fifth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.

On the sixth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the seventh day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.

On the eighth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    8 aides a bilking, 
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the ninth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    9 lawyers dancing,
    8 aides a bilking, 
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.
              
On the tenth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    10 Janet Renos, 
    9 lawyers dancing,
    8 aides a bilking, 
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    11 press aides lying,
    10 Janet Renos, 
    9 lawyers dancing,
    8 aides a bilking, 
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Bill Clinton gave to me....
    12 plots in Arlington,
    11 press aides lying,
    10 Janet Renos, 
    9 lawyers dancing,
    8 aides a bilking, 
    7 military trimmings, 
    6 trips to Akron,
    Life With Hillary!!!!!!!,
    4 calling girls,
    3 Asian lenders,
    2 Big Macs,
    and an old Fleetwood Mac CD.



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