Bill's Pet Parrot




While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing at Camp David the
housekeeper was tasked with looking after their pet parrot. 

They hadn't been gone for more than a couple of days when the parrot 
was found dead in the bottom of it's cage.
                
The housekeeper knew the first family would be desolate at the loss 
of one of their family pets, so she set out to find a replacement
bird and visited nearly every pet store in Washington.  
                
After nearly two days of looking no-stop, she came across an almost 
exact duplicate of the bird.  As she purchased the parrot, the shop
owner cautioned her that the bird had previously be owned by a Madam
and had lived for several years in a house of ill-repute. 

The housekeeper replied that no one would ever know and she took the 
bird back to the White House.
                 
The morning after the Clintons return to the White House, Chelsea
walked through the room and the bird said, "Too young."
                
A little later Hillary came into the room and the bird responded
with, "Too old." 
                
Late that afternoon the President entered the room and the bird
said, "HI, BILL!"