Bring Me A Size 8




A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8.

The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or
eleven-and-a-half."

"Just bring me a size eight!" the man replies.

The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands
up in obvious pain.  He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house
to the I.R.S., I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my
best friend, my business has filed Chapter 7, and my son just told me he was
gay.  The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes
off."