Good News, Bad News




A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall.
He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news
and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."

"Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad news?"