Mergers



Below are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street.  In the wake of the AOL/Time
Warner deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company
merge to become Hale-Mary-Fuller-Grace.


Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.


3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.


John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere-Abi.


Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become
Zip-Audi-Do-Da.


Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey-I'm-Home.


Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine-All-Mine.


Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED-UP.


Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become
Fairwell-Honeychild.


3M, J.C.Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become
3-Penney-Opera.


Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become
Knott-NOW!



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