The Lawyer & The Engineer




A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. 

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was
destroyed by the fire.  The insurance company paid for everything and I'm
using some of the insurance money for this trip." 

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and
all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid
for everything."

The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"