Art & The Getaway




Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the
Louvre.  However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he
was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.
                  
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious 
error, he replied:
                  
                  
                  
              .... (brace yourself)...
                  
                  
                  

                          ... (this is going to hurt) ...
                  
                  
                  

                                       ... (it's really bad) ...
                  
                  
                  

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."