Drug Names




In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen,
Aleve is naproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra -- announcing that
it has settled on mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were:
mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin,
mydixarizin,
mydixadud,
dixafix! ,
and of course, ibepokin.



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