Erect Help




Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?" 

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis
are damaged.  There's really nothing I can do for you except if
you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
              
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles
from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of
going through life without ever having sex again is too much,
let's go for it."
              
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to
use his improved equipment.  He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the
city.

In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful.  To release the pressure
Jack unzipped his fly.  His penis immediately sprung from his
pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then
returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I don't
think I can fit another roll in my ass."