Sign Language




There's this couple doing yard work and the wife stops to go up and
take a shower....so the guy is looking for the rake and yells to his
wife, who looks out to the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the
rake?"

She can't hear him, so he points to his eye   [I], points to his
knee [need] and then makes raking motions.

"What?" she yells.

So he goes through the whole routine again.

She nods like she gets it and then points to her eye, squeezes her
left breast, slaps her ass and then rubs her crotch.

Her husband is somewhat confused, but totally aroused, so he quickly
goes in the house, up the stairs, and into the bathroom.

"What did you say?"

She says, "I said: eye, left tit, behind, the bush.