Understanding Women




A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an
old lamp.  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said  "OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah,
but this is the fourth time this week and I'm getting a little sick
of these wishes, So you can forget about three.  You only get one
wish."

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always
wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm too scared to fly and I get very
seasick.  So could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over there?"

The gene laughed a replied, "That's impossible.  Think of the
logistics of that.  How would the supports ever reach the bottom of
the Pacific?  Think of how much concrete....How much steel!!!! No
think of another wish."

The man agreed and tried to think of a really good wish.  He said,
"I've been married and divorced four times.  My wives have always
said I don't care and that I'm insensitive.  I wish that I could
understand women.  To know  what they are thinking when they give
me the silent treatment, To know why they are crying, To know what
they want when they say 'nothing'...."

The gene replies "you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"