Cowboys Humor




    1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
       A huddle.       

    2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
       The police.       

    3. Why can*t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
       It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.       

    4. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
       They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

    5. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium
       is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play
       better on *grass*.

    6. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new *Honor System*:
       Yes your Honor, No your Honor.       

    7. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year:
       Twelve arrests, five convictions.       

    8. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense,
       so they hired a new defensive coordinator:
       Johnny Cochran.

    9. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
       Studying their Miranda Rights.