A man walks into an emergency room .......




A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five
iron wrapped tightly around his throat.  Naturally the doctor asks
him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.  I walked over and
lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf
ball-stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" ask the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to the missus, "This one here
looks like yours!"