The Speed Limit




Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police
Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So, he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.  Approaching the car, he
notices there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back,
wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand.  I was
doing exactly the speed limit!  What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding.  However, you should know that
driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?  No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...22
miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police Officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her "22" was the
route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her
error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...is everyone in this car OK?

These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole
time," the Officer asks.

Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, Officer.  We just got off Route 119".