Plush Cadillac




A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on its way from New York to
California.  Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the nest gasoline
station and fill up.  About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil Station and pulls
over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do fer ya'll?" asked the Attendant.
              
"Fill her up with high test" replies the driver.
              
While the Attendant is filling up the tank. he's looking the car up and down.
"What kinda car is dat?" he asks, "I never seen one like it befer."
              
"Well" responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this my boy is a
1997 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all it got in it?" asks the attendant.
              
"Well." says the driver, "It has everything.  It has power steering, power seats,
power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk
with 100 watts per channel.  8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk
brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all
a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "thata be something."
              
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
              
Thata be $30.17" says the attendant.
              
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10 bill.  He goes
into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change.  Mixed up with the change
are golf tees.

"What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
              
"Thats what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
              
"Wow" says the attendant, "Dem Cadillac people think of everything."