Anheuser Busch




It was a hot day in Minnesota.  Helga hung the wash, put the roast
in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gudness, it is hot," she mused as she walked down Main street.

As she passed by a tavern and  she thought, "Vy nodt?"

Helga sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have.

Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks.  Undt how's your pecker?"