Hand-Job, $20.




A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says:

"Cheese Sandwich, $4; Chicken Sandwich, $5; Hand-Job, $20."



He says to the barmaid, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She says, "Yeah."

He says, "Then go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich."



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