The Golden Saloon A man came home very very drunk one night. His wife was standing in the doorway and said "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"? He replied "at the Golden Saloon" Wife: There IS no such place. Man: "Oh, yes there is, and I was there". Wife: "Oh, no there isn't". Man: "There is and they have golden doors and golden floors and even golden urinals." Wife: "That's crazy". In the morning the wife looks it up in the phone book and finds that there is indeed a Golden Saloon on the far side of town. She calls them up and asks the bartender "Do you have golden floors"? Bartender: "Why, yes ma'am, we do". Wife: "Do you have golden floors"? Bartender: "In fact we do." Wife: "My husband was there and he says you even have golden urinals, is that true"? Bartender: "Just a minute, please". He shouts to someone in the background and says: "Hey Sam, I think we've got a lead on the guy who whizzed in your saxophone."