"If You Had What I Had......"




A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant,
sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.

The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in
front of the patron.  The man then consumes all four drinks in a
matter of seconds.

The bartender comments, "Wow, you sure must have a problem."

"If you had what I had," the man replies, "you'd drink them fast
too." 

Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks,  "What do you have?" 

"Fifty cents," the man answers.