Life Is Tough 




There's this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and gulps it down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says:  "Come on  man, I was just joking.  Here,... I'll buy
you another drink.  I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that.  This day is the worst of my life.  First, I sleep through
the alarm, and I go late to my office.  My boss, outraged, fires me.  When I
leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.  The police, they
say they can do nothing.  I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I
remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.  The cab driver just drives
away.  I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I leave home, and come to this bar.  And when I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up and drink my poison!!!"