Not So Tough




There was a guy in a bar one night who got very very very drunk.  I mean
really really really plastered.  When the bar was getting ready to close,
he got up and stumbled out the door.

As he left, he noticed a nun walking down the street, so he stumbled over
to her, and punched her in the face.

The punch stunned her, and she fell to the ground.  The drunkard grabbed
her by her rosary beads and started kicking her in the face.  Then in the
ribs.  Then in the face again.

After the beating, he leaned over her bruised body and said, "You're not
such a fuckin' tough guy tonight,... are you Batman?"