Blonde Q & A's




What do you call an eternity?
	Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
	Toes Go In First.

What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
	You always hear about them but you never see them.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
	Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
	Because it said concentrate.

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
	They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
	It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911?
	They cannot find the eleven on the phone!

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
	Run like crazy, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
	There is whiteout all over the monitor.

How do you get a Blonde on the roof?
	Tell her the drinks are on the house.

Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
	It takes too long to retrain them.

How do you drown a Blonde?
	Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
	You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
	Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
	Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
	They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
	They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.