Two Tourists




Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.  As they were approaching
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.  As they stood
at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order,
could you please settle an argument for us?  Would you please pronounce
where we are......very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said
       "Burrrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrr, Kiiiiiiiing."



In case you were wondering, the town in Louisiana is pronounced
              "Nack a tosh."