Windows




Last year I replaced several windows in my house.  They were the expensive
double-insulated energy efficient windows.

This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has
been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them.  Boy, oh boy, did
we go round and round.  I told him no one pulls a fast one on this old
lady.

Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't mean
that I am automatically stupid!

I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year; that
"in one year they would pay for themselves!"