"Losing Weight"




A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you'll have
lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly
20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded.  "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."