News Headlines




Perhaps you missed the newspaper yesterday?  We can help!  Here
are a few of the headlines that you may have missed............

             Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

             Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip

             Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

             Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

             New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

             Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

             Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

             Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

             Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

             British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

             Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

             Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

             New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

             Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

             Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

             Air Head Fired

             Steals Clock, Faces Time

             Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

             Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

             Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

             Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

             Iraqi head seeks arms



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