Two Old Ladies and a Condom



     
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when
it started to rain.  One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
     
Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom."

Lady 1: "Where'd you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
     
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and 
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. 

The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, in her
80s), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."
     
The druggist fainted.