New concerns for the Boomer generation


 
 
Then: Long hair
Now:  Longing for hair
 
Then: A keg
Now:  A ekg
 
Then: Acid rock
Now:  Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now:  Moving to California because it's hot.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your
      parents
Now:  Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
 
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now:  Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
      Taylor
 
Then: Seeds and stems
Now:  Roughage
 
Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now:  Popping joints

Then: The President's struggle with Fidel
Now:  The President's struggle with fidelity

Then: Paar
Now:  AARP

Then: Killer weed
Now:  Weed killer
 
Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now:  Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now:  Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now:  Getting a new hip joint



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