One Liners




Q: What is 6.9?
A: Good sex interrupted by a period.

Q: What does a Rubicks cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: What is the ultimate definition of courage?
A: Two cannibals having oral sex.

Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers
   who are always playing with them.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

Q: How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex?
A: Mace

Q: What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries
   in backwards?
A: He keeps coming and coming and coming...

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

Q: What's the connection between soy bean and a vibrator?
A: Both are meat substitutes.

Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you
   use the whole chicken.

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: "Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a
   blow job!"
   
Q: What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A: One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

Q: What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?
A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.