Pet Names




Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.  Morris, the host,
preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that
after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your
wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her
name three years ago."