Dirty Saying In Golf -- But Aren't......




Look at the size of his putter.

Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

After 18 holes I can barely walk.

My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Lift your head and spread your legs.

You have a nice stroke, but your follow through
leaves a lot to be desired.

Just turn your back and drop it.

Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

Damn, I missed the hole again.