I'm A Golf Nut




A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love.  They were discussing how they
would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair to warn you Linda." he said.  "I'm a golf nut.  I live... eat...
sleep... and breathe golf."

"Well..." Linda said, "since you're being honest, so will I.  I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said pensively.  Then, he smiled and said.... "It's probably because
you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."