The Melodramatic tale of an ANT and an APPLE.....
:a narrative of cosmic proportions!

just a brief exlanation
this is a 'work in progress' *grin* all italic paragraphs were contributed by me (zoot) and all bold paragraphs by not me (firefly beauty)
please do not pick yer nose or scratch yerself while reading this
masturbation is okay...if yer into ants and apples





It paused for a second to ponder the awesome spectacle of the large red thing before it.... once the second was over....it moved towards it and closely examined the interwoven network of life and death lines not knowing what to expect it turned the thing over.... gasp... it turned the thing over... *chuckle* um? *smile**chuckle* it turned the thing over to discover not a solid mass but a hollowed something protected by a clear film cover'n the entrance?

Slowly step by step it crept inside *creep..... creep* *deathly silence prevailed* it touched something slippy and aaaarrrrgggghhhhh..... it fell greeting the clutches of.....

*smile* a drug crazed psychodelic worm-hole.....falling in, on, through time and space it watched w/ crazed and delusional wonder as relics of the past and future whirlwinded around it...till....

finally.... *smile* it landed with a soft thud *thud* which echoed down the corridors of time *echo**echo* breathing a sigh of relief it thought *thinks... i'm alive, really alive and what the fuck is this???
*It's feelers protruding south it groped it's way around *grope**grope* *thinks....this could be from a porno movie* until finally it bumped into......

*smile* into a rather large quite fluffy teddy bear in drag, w/ a compact video recorder. In an attempt to attract the attention of the teddy bear - who for legal purposes shall be known as Ms X - it promptly bit Ms X's big toe and froze in shock horror as.....

*smile* Ms X lifted her big fat fluffy foot and stamped it down......*shit* missed *run* *run* *run* *run* *run* *run* *run* *run* he ran away but Ms X's compact video recorder with state of the art technology zoomed in on him and captured the wildly scared expression on his face he ran *ran* *ran**ran**ran**ran*and slipped into something's sub-conscious.....*smile*

*smile* slid'n and slip'n over the disjointed thoughts of the kindawons sub-concious it hm? *smile* it slid.. or maybe slipped.. to a halt in front of a giant well type hole in the ground..it placed it's hands on the slippery surface of the well type hole in the ground and peers down into the murky depth of the well type hole in the ground to discover....*smile*



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