all though this statement was not written by me (zoot) damn it it is true *happy smile*
I love flicka.
this shall ever remain as a testament of the jealous nature of all females everywhere...
to all u fellow men out there.....i salute u!
things to do when u see a bloody nora.....
RUN

EPIC TOUNGE LICKING

u thought this would be something interesting didn't u? w/ lots of blood and guts? a bit like.....The Relic *licks the scantily clad heroine w/ me long phalic tongue*...speaking of the relic there seems to be a trend developing in movies where rampage'n people eat'n beasts take time out from their rampage'n and people eat'n to cop a bit of a feel of the leading lady w/ their tongue. It all seems a bit weird to me...but yeah.. always thought t-rex would have a bigger tongue than that...mmmmmmm lima beans!

LITTLE 'OL ME

It's really only me......wait....don't leave....LOOK, here comes Johnny Jones and his sister sue! Those two. I do have something to offer.. profound insight into modern day household appliances...for example: the blender...*grasps at straws*

MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES

"Never mind. Let's get right to the heart of this thing. You see, about twenty-four hours ago we were sitting in the polo lounge of the Beverly Hills Hotel -in the patio section, of course- and we were sitting there under a palm tree when this uniformed dwarf came up to me with a pink telepone and said, "This must be the call you've been waiting for all this time, sir.'"

I AM THAT LLLAMA AND THAT SILK PAJAMA

The one-L lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And i will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama






















FUCK... is one of those words that really stands out on a page... don't u think?

THESE R A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGIES

¤ bubble wrap!!!!
¤ flicka
¤ and apathetic observer and bloody nora and angel and mal and victorious and sailor and kimmy and canuck girl and garden goddess and makis and aphrodite and ~midori~ and holdfast and joy and i guess that guy is okay too.. i love u all thank u thank u so much
¤ cinnamon gum...mm yeah baby
¤ big niko pens
¤ irritating things
¤ going insane
¤ people who look after me when i'm sick
¤ boring y'all w/ stupid lists
¤ the toy section of target
¤ cable TV
¤ flicka
¤ good live bands
¤ my drum kit
¤ waiting in line for an hour for a ride that lasts 2 mins
¤ smile'n
¤ friendly old people
¤ my computer
¤ late night 70s movies.... no the beach...WOO HOO
¤ blu-tack
¤ climbing up things and getting stuck
¤ toys 'r' us
¤ not working and lie'n about it
¤ get'n rescued after climb'n up something and get'n stuck
¤ get'n coke up my nose
¤ smoking
¤ cigarettes that is
¤ late night christian TV programs
¤ late night/early morning
¤ creative swearing
¤ learning to do things i thought i was too stupid to do
¤ barf stories
¤ i think thats enough

COMMONLY USED PHRASES

¤ sorry
¤ whatever u want
¤ i got the job i got the job i got the job *manicle chuckle*
¤ YAY
¤ don't make me choose
¤ nightrider is onfoxtel
¤ this is the worst song in the world
¤ YAY i got the job
¤ i'll do it tomorrow
¤ the A-Team is on foxtel
¤ Sorry
¤ deal w/ it
¤ did i do something wrong?
¤ i don't know how to do that
¤ how did u do that?
¤ i didn't know u could do that!
¤ YAY! i did it!
¤ cool
¤ what happened in the lecture yesterday?
¤ i'll pay for the phone bill
¤ fuck yeah!
¤ sorry
¤ if only the incredible hulk was on foxtel
¤ the lecture was cancelled (to my parents)
¤ oh yeah
¤ cool
¤ sorry, what r u talking about?
¤ this is the second worst song in the world
¤ i can't belive i got the job
¤ Nightrider is on foxtel
¤ no it's mine
¤ oh no i got the job what am i going to do!?!?
¤ sorry, i forgot
¤ do it do it now
¤ YAY
¤ sorry
¤ don't ask why just because
¤ bloody uni
¤ back off man
¤ i'm going to napalm the uni modem bank
¤ bloody computer
¤ i still can't belive i got the job hey
¤ come on, please?
¤ whats that word mean?
¤ i'm going to kill u bill, slowly and painfully, just u wait
¤ sorry, disconnected

THINGS I REALLY HATE..SO DON'T DO THEM!

¤ people asking me if i need help when i'm smarter than them
¤ people who use too many big words and i don't understand what the fuck they r talking about
¤ people who don't know road rules, partic people who don't know giveway rules
¤ red light cameras
¤ speed cameras
¤ anything that requires me to write ie university and forms
¤ too much cinnamon gum in 5min
¤ saying goodbye to a particular person on the phone
¤ falling asleep at the computer
¤ running out of coke or cigarettes
¤ get'n busted for things
¤ the people who bust me
¤ people who don't close their fonts in chat
¤ when i do something wrong and break my computer
¤ not being able to do something cause i'm too stupid
¤ spiders
¤ horror movies
¤ not being able to kill spiders cause of horror movies
¤ the price of Australian personal computer
¤ not understanding half the articles in Australian personal computer
¤ people who hate me
¤ bad live bands
¤ crying kids
¤ crying kids who r smarter than me
¤ anyone who's smarter than me and wont share w/ me
¤ stupid people
¤ hence, most of my teachers from high school
¤ stupid links pages
¤ okay u can go now