if offended by excess gratuitous -yet creative- swearing...
leave now.....if not..click to veiw.

persons under the age of 18 years prohibited
so fuck off or u will be prosecuted



dumb shit-faced mother fucking tosser children.. FUCK! arse-hole shit-eating cock-sucking prostitutes arse-licking mother-fucking dick-head wanker gitts.. FUCK ME!

i'm thinking the secret to creative swearing lay in the lack of anything but insulting words... i think what u want is..um? i'm no english expert mind u..is all adjectives and adverbs and verbs

for example...
 absolute mother-fucker shit-head dick-sucker

this shows yer extreme dislike for the subject. absolute mother-fucker great use of an adverb, read and learn
don't hold back let it all flow...a cleansing wave of obsenity.

stick yer fucking finger up yer arse u dumb-fucking-dip-shit fuck-stain putrified camel dick-licker wanker goat-tosser

i think animal references r allways good to add a bit of spice to creative swearing... camels goats horses pigs cows all the barn yard family... but remember.. always be compassionate to the animals

the theme song for all creative swears everywhere:

HUSH

I can't say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
Things like....
"Fuck yourself,
kill yourself,
you piece of shit."

People tell me what to say,
what to think ,
and what to play.

I say...
"GO fuck yourself,
you piece of shit.
Why don't you go kill yourself?"

Just kidding.

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