We have been together 23 years and married 20. Our daughter is 20 she says the most craziest things and I have NO idea where she came by that..LMAO. Our son is 17 and destined to be a great hunter. He has already shot the tail off a chipmunk that was sitting in a tree behind a pine cone wearing camoflauge. OKAY so I exaggerated but he did get the tail AND before any of you freak out about the poor little chipmunk. I will have you know that their tails grow back..so no real harm done. My husband is a corrections officer for juveniles. He also collects Hotwheels. So next time you go visit your parents ask for all your old ones and ICQ him for shipping instructions....UH you think I'm kidding well I'm not...lmao. Then there is me. I own a hair salon where I have a captive audience at least until I'm finished. I enjoy my work and I am fortunate enough to have a wonderful clientelle. Well at least they laugh at my jokes, but you know now that I think about it, maybe they only laugh cuz I have scissors in my hand HMMMMM I must give that some thought...*g* |